Photos taken by Molly of A Piece of Toast
Top: c/o Dorothy Perkins; Skirt: Express, old (Similar); Shoes: Zara, old (Similar by Nine West and on sale for $69!); Bag: H&M, old (LOVE this similar one with gold trim by ASOS); Sunglasses: Ray-Ban; Watch: Michael Kors; Bangle: c/o Jewelmint; Owl Ring: Forever 21, old (Similar); Necklace: Bauble Bar
I take fashion seriously and all….I mean, it is my livelihood. But sometimes, you just cant help yourself: a passing joke turns into an outfit post, which then turns into pun after pun after pun….and next thing you know, fashion is actually funny!!
Exhibit A: My new Dorothy Perkins bird print top (you might remember it from the feature I recently did for Dorothy Perkins website here). When it arrived, I smiled a smile of irony….primarily, the irony was seen in the mere fact that birds TERRIFY me (ever seen the Alfred Hitchcock “Birds” exhibit at Universal Studios? Yeah, I wish I hadn’t either!) but once I got over the fear that I was wearing birds and not having to interact with them, the bird jokes just began to flow…
-What do you give a sick bird? Special Tweetment.
-What do you call birds on their kneads? Birds of Prey
-What do you call a very rude bird? A Mockingbird.
And as if my horrible bird jokes weren’t enough…I decided to make this whole outfit “bird themed” as I wore my bird print top, with my bird cage bangle…and then topping it off with a giant “jailbird” pun and pairing it with a striped skirt!
Okay, okay…so much for my time as a comedian…I will stick to my day job! Heck, at least I got a good chuckle out of the whole thing!
Ps. Don’t forget you can vote once a day till Saturday at midnight for me from every techie gadget you own for D Magazine’s 10 Most Beautiful Women! VOTE HERE!
xo,










You are SO hilarious! Not many fashion bloggers take time to talk to their readers. I love to see your personality in your posts because it helps me to get to know you.
Still voting for you!
in love with your top! such an amazing print!
xoxo,
Fashion Fractions
I love this outfit. It’s sassy and fun!
haha I love it! you look gorg!
this is stunning! and the neon necklace- perfection.
looking good. {as always}
xo. cake & valley
http://www.cakeandvalley.blogspot.com
ps. like your jokes too
New to your blog & loving it! You were one of my favs on Eligible Dallas & your style is amazeballs
Super cute outfit – I really like the mix of prints & the pops of color you added!
http://theprettyfactor.blogspot.com
Love a good bird print and wear mine (in the form of a vintage kimono top) proudly! Great mix you’ve put together here…lovely unexpected pop from the necklace. And. Those. Shoes!!!
Off to cast my vote
~Amanda
http://www.binksandfranny.com
You know how to mix high and low together VERY well. Love it!
LOVE this outfit and especially the shoes. Just discovered your blog and am loving it.
Lauren
http://laurencroswell.tumblr.com/