Bird, Bird, Bird…BIRD IS THE WORD

Photos taken by Molly of A Piece of Toast

Top: c/o Dorothy Perkins; Skirt: Express, old (Similar); Shoes: Zara, old (Similar by Nine West and on sale for $69!); Bag: H&M, old (LOVE this similar one with gold trim by ASOS); Sunglasses: Ray-Ban; Watch: Michael Kors; Bangle: c/o Jewelmint; Owl Ring: Forever 21, old (Similar); Necklace: Bauble Bar

I take fashion seriously and all….I mean, it is my livelihood.  But sometimes, you just cant help yourself: a passing joke turns into an outfit post, which then turns into pun after pun after pun….and next thing you know, fashion is actually funny!!

Exhibit A: My new Dorothy Perkins bird print top (you might remember it from the feature I recently did for Dorothy Perkins website here).  When it arrived, I smiled a smile of irony….primarily, the irony was seen in the mere fact that birds TERRIFY me (ever seen the Alfred Hitchcock “Birds” exhibit at Universal Studios? Yeah, I wish I hadn’t either!) but once I got over the fear that I was wearing birds and not having to interact with them, the bird jokes just began to flow…

-What do you give a sick bird? Special Tweetment.

-What do you call birds on their kneads? Birds of Prey

-What do you call a very rude bird? A Mockingbird.

And as if my horrible bird jokes weren’t enough…I decided to make this whole outfit “bird themed” as I wore my bird print top, with my bird cage bangle…and then topping it off with a giant “jailbird” pun and pairing it with a striped skirt!

Okay, okay…so much for my time as a comedian…I will stick to my day job!  Heck, at least I got a good chuckle out of the whole thing!

Ps. Don’t forget you can vote once a day till Saturday at midnight for me from every techie gadget you own for D Magazine’s 10 Most Beautiful Women! VOTE HERE!

xo,

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10 Responses to Bird, Bird, Bird…BIRD IS THE WORD

  1. Huong says:

    You are SO hilarious! Not many fashion bloggers take time to talk to their readers. I love to see your personality in your posts because it helps me to get to know you. :) Still voting for you!

  2. Neris says:

    in love with your top! such an amazing print!

    xoxo,

    Fashion Fractions

  3. Stacie Markley says:

    I love this outfit. It’s sassy and fun!

  4. Kelsey says:

    haha I love it! you look gorg!

  5. this is stunning! and the neon necklace- perfection.
    looking good. {as always}

    xo. cake & valley
    http://www.cakeandvalley.blogspot.com

    ps. like your jokes too :)

  6. Jen Eaton says:

    New to your blog & loving it! You were one of my favs on Eligible Dallas & your style is amazeballs :)

  7. Erica says:

    Super cute outfit – I really like the mix of prints & the pops of color you added!

    http://theprettyfactor.blogspot.com

  8. Love a good bird print and wear mine (in the form of a vintage kimono top) proudly! Great mix you’ve put together here…lovely unexpected pop from the necklace. And. Those. Shoes!!!

    Off to cast my vote :)

    ~Amanda
    http://www.binksandfranny.com

  9. Caroline says:

    You know how to mix high and low together VERY well. Love it!

  10. Lauren says:

    LOVE this outfit and especially the shoes. Just discovered your blog and am loving it.

    Lauren
    http://laurencroswell.tumblr.com/

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